1) Nigerian women rank bottom last
in the global desirability index!!!
2) They are the most unnatural in
looks and physical appearance.
Common, the hair isn't hers, neither
are the nails or lashes. She spends half
her time and 40% of her partners'
resources in bleaching creams and
personal accessories trying to be like a
3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy.
She has to do her hair twice monthly,
fixed her nails and toenails. She
relishes eating out than preparing
4) She's less romantic and more
dependent than her counterpart from
The typical Nigerian woman doesnt
really know how to please a man in
bed. She spends her entire time
shopping for clothes she'll soon grow
out of, because she eats more junk
food in hangouts than she has the
time to excercise away.
She is so impassive in bed like a
drunken sponger, she actually gives
you sex as an act of obligation. While
her counterparts wants to take you
5) When she marries you, she expects
you to father her entire family along. A
typical Nigerian girl won't see
anything wrong in bringing 4 of her
siblings to come live with you, but if
you have just one of your sibling
around, she will whine and scold and
frustrate the life of your sibling.
6)An average nigerian girl loses her
charms few years after she settles in
the security of marriage. She doubles
her sleep time and her weight
balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle
and she floats around the house
either with wrapper around her waist
or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.
7) The average Nigerian university girl
is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt
even have the brain to grasp the
concept of the word!!!
8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the
average naija babe stink of stale sweat
and dead cells!!! They don't even
bother washing it. They cover it up
with polythene when they bathe and
it's almost air tight. That's why they
wear perfumes and deodorants like
9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit
cards with which to call you. Where's
the fun when you call me with my
own money ?
10) Nigerian girls can never love your
mother, yet they'll want you to
mollycoddle their own mothers and be
the Tarzan of their family.
These girls are not dependable and
they have a knack for thinking they
are the best thing to happen to
Can't even take them swimming, they
need to go find what to cover their
silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and
dripping , soaked to her skin like her
swimming suit where the hell is the